Though 2010 had hair-a-plenty, I want hair that breaks laws and boundaries! The type of hair that would make Troy Polamalu say "What the Hell?". Afros so nappy a bobby pin could be lost forever and comb teeth don't stand a chance. Hair so thick and full, conditioner will come with a tube of Icy-Hot for the stiffness it will cause to the neck. Mohawks three feet high and hair so teased and popped, it demands its own companion seat on a plane. A pick in every pocket and volumizing mousse in every home! Let's do it Bigger, Better, and Bolder!
Your most devoted addict,
PS. in case you aren't familiar with Troy Polamalu. Lol