Though 2010 had hair-a-plenty, I want hair that breaks laws and boundaries! The type of hair that would make Troy Polamalu say "What the Hell?". Afros so nappy a bobby pin could be lost forever and comb teeth don't stand a chance. Hair so thick and full, conditioner will come with a tube of Icy-Hot for the stiffness it will cause to the neck. Mohawks three feet high and hair so teased and popped, it demands its own companion seat on a plane. A pick in every pocket and volumizing mousse in every home! Let's do it Bigger, Better, and Bolder!
Your most devoted addict,
~Moochie
PS. in case you aren't familiar with Troy Polamalu. Lol
1 comment:
AMEN!!!!!
Post a Comment