Sunday, January 2, 2011

BHL: Letter to 2011

Dear 2011,

Though 2010 had hair-a-plenty, I want hair that breaks laws and boundaries!  The type of hair that would make Troy Polamalu  say "What the Hell?".  Afros so nappy a bobby pin could be lost forever and comb teeth don't stand a chance.  Hair so thick and full, conditioner will come with a tube of Icy-Hot for the stiffness it will cause to the neck. Mohawks three feet high and hair so teased and popped, it demands its own companion seat on a plane.  A pick in every pocket and volumizing mousse in every home! Let's do it Bigger, Better, and Bolder!

Your most devoted addict,
~Moochie

PS. in case you aren't familiar with Troy Polamalu. Lol
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